Daily Archives: November 6, 2012

Birthday babe of the week – Rebecca Romijn

Retired eye-candy and passable actress Rebecca Romijn will turn 40 tomorrow, November 6. The 5-foot-11, 130 pound Romijn, born in Berkeley, California, was first offered to make love to the camera for loot while matriculating at UC Santa Cruz. It quickly became evident to professionals that Romijn was elite trim and she subsequently posed for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Victoria’s Secret, bebe, Miller Lite beer and Giorgio Armani. GQ’s 1997 Woman of the Year, a hardening staple in men’s periodicals like Maxim and FHM, married Full House star John Stamos in September 1998. Heartbreakingly, Romijn, who sports 35B funbags and … Continue reading

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Reggie Wayne gushes that Andrew Luck ‘continues to amaze’

Beginning to emerge from the large shadow cast by Robert Griffin III, dynamic quarterback Andrew Luck delivered a record-setting performance while leading the Colts to a 23-20 victory over the Miami Dolphins yesterday at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana. The 6-foot-4, 234 pound Luck, who the Colts (5-3) took first overall in April’s draft after the prodigy guided Stanford University to an 11-2 record in 2011 and captured the Maxwell Award and Walter Camp Player of the Year Award, threw for 433 yards and two touchdowns against Miami. The 23-year-old Luck, once labeled by ESPN’s Mel Kiper, Jr. as … Continue reading

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Juicehead David Ortiz understandably surmises that Bobby Valentine has ‘mental issues or needs medicine or something’

A week after terminated Boston manager Bobby Valentine claimed that designated hitter David Ortiz quit on the Red Sox following the team’s blockbuster trade that essentially sealed its playoff fate, the juiced slugger said his former skipper has “mental issues or needs medicine or something.” Ortiz, who made his Major League Baseball debut with the Minnesota Twins in September 1997 and inked a free agent contract with the Red Sox in January 2003, permanently shelved himself on August 24 after returning briefly from a strained right Achilles that was first suffered on July 18. Valentine, an obnoxious blowhard who is … Continue reading

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