Daily Archives: November 9, 2012

Michael Vick was furious with his degenerate younger brother, Marcus, for using Twitter

While the Eagles were getting battered on Monday night in a 28-13 loss to the Saints at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana, Michael Vick’s degenerate younger brother, Marcus, tweeted that Philadelphia should “trade” his embattled sibling. Marcus, who was booted from Virginia Tech in 2006 for “a cumulative effect of legal infractions and unsportsmanlike play,” bashed the Eagles (3-5) offensive line. “F—— line sh—-!!! I never seen a QB get pressured so fast…This not even an NFL type of O-line,” tweeted Vick, 28, who was charged with nine traffic infractions and convicted for possession of reefer and contributing … Continue reading

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Wrongly appeasing the wishes of Rex Ryan and Tony Sparano to add mass, Tim Tebow is now too muscular to ever become a competent NFL quarterback

Since thriving last year as a member of the Denver Broncos, polarizing quarterback Tim Tebow has added more than a dozen pounds of muscle mass to his already imposing frame. Tebow, the winner of the 2007 Heisman Trophy who led the mediocre Broncos to a 7-4 record and a stunning 29-23 victory in overtime against the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2012 playoffs, intentionally gained weight to appease the wishes of Jets head coach Rex Ryan and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano. Bizarrely, despite doing exactly as asked and being one of the lone offensive weapons on the Jets, Ryan and Sparano … Continue reading

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Hall of Famer Phil Jackson wants to add Brian Shaw and Scottie Pippen to his staff on the Los Angeles Lakers

With Hall of Famer Phil Jackson expected to be formally announced as the Los Angeles Lakers new head coach tomorrow, the “Zen Master” is attempting to add Brian Shaw and Scottie Pippen to his staff. The 46-year-old Shaw, who won three titles as a Laker and served as the team’s assistant from 2004 until 2011, is currently employed as an associate head coach with the Indiana Pacers. Los Angeles’ hierarchy is actively attempting to find a way to relieve Shaw of his obligations to the Pacers. Jackson, the all-time winningest coach in league history with 11 crowns, also wants legendary … Continue reading

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