Daily Archives: November 19, 2012
Juicehead Melky Cabrera is the newest member of the Toronto Blue Jays capable of helping the organization to its first title since 1993
The Toronto Blue Jays remained aggressive this weekend by inking sneaky juicehead Melky Cabrera to a two-year contract worth $16 million. Cabrera, a 28-year-old who won the All-Star Game MVP Award in July, had a major league-leading 159 hits and was second in the National League with a .346 batting average before getting snagged with dirty piss, will join jettisoned Miami Marlins Jose Reyes Josh Johnson and Mark Buehrle in the “Queen City.” “Leche,” who has compiled 69 homers, 417 RBI and 995 hits with a .284 batting average since debuting as a professional with the New York Yankees in … Continue reading
Commissioner Bud Selig rightfully approves of the Miami Marlins trade with the Toronto Blue Jays
Commissioner Bud Selig on Monday formally approved of the Miami Marlins trading star shortstop Jose Reyes and standout pitchers Josh Johnson and Mark Buehrle to the Toronto Blue Jays for a slew of prospects last week. The city of Miami remains wrongly outraged at Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria for conducting yet another fire sale. Pseudo Miami fans are primarily disgusted with Loria, whose organization won the 2003 World Series, because the newly constructed Marlins Park was a $2.4 billion project that is being publicly funded. “This transaction, involving established major leaguers and highly regarded young players and prospects, represents the … Continue reading










