Daily Archives: November 25, 2012

In a landslide akin to Reagan-Mondale, University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish head coach Brian Kelly should easily win the Paul ‘Bear’ Bryant Award

The top-ranked University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish defeated the USC Trojans 22-13 to complete their first perfect regular season since 1988 and secure a spot in the January 7 BCS National Championship Game last night at the 89-year-old Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The Irish (12-0), and their smothering defense for the ages, will face the victor of next Saturday’s SEC title game pitting No. 2 Alabama (11-1) against No. 3 Georgia (11-1) in Atlanta. Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly, who is 81-32 since debuting on the sideline with Central Michigan in 2004, lauded his team’s winning formula. “If … Continue reading

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It is ‘honestly’ spineless for Jim Harbaugh to consider tossing Alex Smith due to an injury

Following San Francisco’s 31-21 victory over the Saints on Sunday at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh refused to reveal if the proven Alex Smith or upstart Colin Kaepernick will be the team’s starting quarterback. The 6-foot-5, 230 pound Kaepernick, who the 49ers (8-2-1) took out of the University of Nevada with the 36th pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, threw for 231 yards and two touchdowns against the Saints. Kaepernick, a 25-year-old who has tossed three scores, in comparison to 1 interception, for 684 yards in 74 attempts, is presently the sexy choice to … Continue reading

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Birthday babe of the week – Florida State Cowgirl Jenn Sterger

Talentless jezebel Jenn Sterger will turn 29 this Thursday, November 29. The 5-foot-2, 107 pound Sterger, who was born in Miami and currently resides in Hoboken, New Jersey, gained infamy as a member of the Florida State University (FSU) Cowgirls, a flock of strumpets that aroused onlookers at Seminoles home games. Upon seeing Sterger, who flaunted 34D funbags until having her implants removed, horny announcer Brent Musburger remarked on live television that “1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.” Primarily due to hardening Musburger, the unqualified brown-haired, brown-eyed temptress was hired as the “Gameday Host” for the … Continue reading

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Although sad, Hector ‘Macho’ Camacho’s lifestyle directly led to his murder

Former lightweight and junior lightweight titlist Hector “Macho” Camacho died earlier this morning at the age of 50 four days after being shot in the face by an unknown assailant in Bayamon, Puerto Rico. Camacho (79-6-3, 45 KOs), a quick southpaw who won three New York Golden Gloves tournaments, had clung to life at the Centro Medico trauma center in San Juan until his mother decided to have her clinically brain dead son taken off life support. The “Macho Man’s” friend, 49-year-old Adrian Mojica, succumbed to his wounds at the scene of the barbaric attack. Unsurprisingly, the fuzz found nine … Continue reading

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