Although nice of the iconic shooting guard, it is comical for a winner like Kobe Bryant to compare himself to a loser like ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez

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Alex Rodriguez couldn’t lace Kobe Bryant’s sneakers.

With the New York Yankees on the cusp of being swept tonight by the Tigers in Game 4 of the American League Championship Series at Comerica Park in Detroit, iconic Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant tried to motivate shopworn, and juiceless, 10-time Silver Slugger Award winner Alex Rodriguez.

Yankees manager Joe Girardi has rightfully benched the 37-year-old Rodriguez, who acquired the bynames “A-Fraud” and “Bitch Tits” for rampantly abusing synthetic testosterone, on numerous occasions this postseason.

Former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson’s banging companion, a notoriously bush league clutch performer who had the audacity to flirt with two floozies while the Bombers were losing a pivotal game against Detroit, is batting .143 in the ALCS and .130 in the playoffs with no RBI.

“I just say to him, ‘You’re Alex Rodriguez. You’re A-Rod. You’re one of the best to ever do it,’” said Bryant, 34, a 10-time All-NBA First Team selection voted the second preeminent shooting guard in NBA history behind only Michael Jordan in an ESPN poll of sportswriters in 2007. “You can only control what you can control. You go out there and do the best job you can. If they take you out of the lineup, it’s really on you to be a good teammate and support the other guys, which he’s good about doing.”

Bryant, a 14-time All-Star and two-time NBA Finals MVP, then somewhat backtracked and admitted that “Bitch Tits” doesn’t possess balls like he does.

“We’re different,” said Bryant, a five-time NBA champion who earned the 2008 Most Valuable Player. “But you’re talking about, ‘He’s one of the best to ever play.’ I think really the difference is, sometimes he forgets he’s the best. … Where, I don’t.”

Although nice of the Philadelphian, it is comical to compare a winner like Bryant to a loser like Rodriguez.

Rodriguez, a three-time AL MVP and known adulterer, has amassed 647 homers, 2,901 hits and 1,950 RBI since making his professional debut with the Seattle Mariners in July, 1994.

Despite compiling extraordinary regular season statistics, “Bitch Tits, ” who was demoted to the eighth spot by the honorable Joe Torre in Game 4 of the Yankees’ ALDS loss to the Tigers in 2006, is simply substandard when even remotely pressurized.

Rodriguez, a 14-time All-Star and three-time AL MVP who put needles in his ass to become the youngest ballplayer to ever crack 500 dingers, is simply the most overrated baseball player in the annals of the sport and, for the sake of the Yankees, he must be permanently banished from One East 161st Street in the Bronx once the playoffs conclude.

In stark contrast to Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant actually is “one of the best to ever play.”

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