Andrew Bynum will become a loathed Cleveland Cavalier

Andrew Bynum is a notorious beaver.

The Plain Dealer reports bat cave Andrew Bynum has been training in Cleveland “nearly every day since he signed” with the Cavaliers on July 10.

Agreeing to a two-year pact that could be worth $24 million, the 25-year-old Bynum didn’t step onto the hardwood once as a Philadelphia 76er last season due to a potentially degenerative knee condition.

Although only $6 million of the contract is guaranteed, Cleveland inseminated the canine when they chose to partner with the freeloading Bynum.

Despite being removed from a hideous 24-58 campaign, the Cavaliers are an organization on the brink of rocking.

With Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiters, Tristan Thompson and Anthony Bennett, Cavaliers general manager Chris Grant has assembled a quartet of lottery talent.

Essentially fired as a 76er (34-48) by Sam Hinkie, Bynum is the last individual that Grant needs polluting Cleveland’s roster.

A legitimate, and superior, force in the paint when happy and mobile, the surly giant could excel working alongside Irving.

Unfortunately, even in a shrunken league where the invaluable center position is nearing extinction, the 7-foot, 285 pound Bynum is a bitchy gimp whose joints make him less stable than Amanda Bynes.

With DA Seth Williams playfully threatening fraud charges against the 76ers’ former red-headed bastard, Bynum is loathed in “The City of Brotherly Love.”

Gaining employment as a Cavalier, Andrew Bynum will become detested in “The Forest City” by Christmas.

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