Apparently suffering from a degenerative knee condition, Andrew Bynum must get fired by the Philadelphia 76ers

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Philadelphia’s suits expect this clown’s pocket to lead their team??!!?

Ensuring the crabby, and shady, center will never fully return to health, a source allegedly told ESPN’s Skip Bayless that Andrew Bynum recently underwent an MRI that revealed the worthless Philadelphia 76ers employee has a degenerative knee condition.

The 7-foot, 285 pound Bynum, who the Los Angeles Lakers took as a 17-year-old out of St. Joseph High School in New Jersey with the 10th overall selection in the 2005 NBA Draft, was diagnosed with cartilage swelling in both knees and a bone bruise in his left knee in November.

Bizarrely, Philadelphia (22-33) remains hopeful the 25-year-old Bynum, chosen as a member of the All-NBA Second Team last season after averaging 18.7 points and 11.8 rebounds in 60 games, will perform on the hardwood this spring.

Losers of six consecutive contests, 76ers general manager Tony DiLeo should permanently shelve Bynum and somehow attempt to trade the malcontent with spent patellas in the offseason.

Bynum, a vulva who landed in Philly as part of a four-team, 12-player deal in August, is a legitimate, and superior, force in the paint when happy and mobile.

Unfortunately, even in a shrunken league where the invaluable center position is nearing extinction, Bynum is useless because he will forever hobble like Ozzy Osbourne on high-proof bourbon.

For the betterment of the atrocious Philadelphia 76ers, DiLeo should fire Andrew Bynum and begin creating a new organizational plan.

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