As the most overrated player in the annals of America’s Pastime, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez needs to be fired in the Bronx

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Alex Rodriguez is not a man for Gotham.

As the pathetic clown’s pocket that the three-time AL MVP has consistently proven to be, New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez was one of six players linked to purchasing human growth hormone and other performance-enhancing substances from an anti-aging clinic in Miami called Biogenesis that is run by Anthony Bosch.

With MLB conducting a massive investigation, the 37-year-old Rodriguez, who acquired the bynames “A-Fraud” and “Bitch Tits” for rampantly abusing synthetic testosterone, could be subject to a 50-game suspension.

Rodriguez, a 10-time Silver Slugger Award winner and known adulterer who has amassed 647 homers, 2,901 hits and 1,950 RBI since making his professional debut with the Seattle Mariners on July 8, 1994, denied again turning to dope through a mouthpiece.

“The news report about a purported relationship between Alex Rodriguez and Anthony Bosch are not true,” Rodriguez said in a statement issued by a publicist. “He was not Mr. Bosch’s patient, he was never treated by him and he was never advised by him. The purported documents referenced in the story – at least as they relate to Alex Rodriguez – are not legitimate.”

“Bitch Tits,” who blatantly lied to Katie Couric about being a juicehead during a 2007 interview on 60 Minutes, will lose $7.65 million in salary after he’s formally pinched and temporarily barred from the sport.

Rodriguez, who has visited the disabled list six times over the past six seasons and also had his right hip fixed in March 2009, underwent successful surgery on January 16 to repair a torn labrum, bone impingement and cyst in his left hip and could miss the entire 2013 campaign anyway.

Torrie Wilson’s banging companion, a notoriously bush league clutch performer who had the audacity to flirt with two floozies while the Bombers were losing a pivotal game against the Detroit Tigers in October’s American League Championship Series, is baseball’s priciest player at $275 million and has five years and $114 million remaining on his deal.

To replace the shopworn charlatan, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman inked Boston Red Sox turncoat Kevin Youkilis to a one-year contract worth $12 million in December.

Rodriguez, a 14-time All-Star who put needles in his ass to become the youngest batter to ever crack 500 dingers, should be a man and retire to prevent further embarrassment on the diamond.

Unfortunately, Rodriguez, simply the most overrated ballplayer in the annals of America’s Pastime, lacks the morals and testicular fortitude to depart One East 161st Street in the Bronx with even a hint of grace.

It’s more evident than ever that Alex Rodriguez, who batted a horrific .120 and whiffed 12 times in nine playoff games last autumn, is “not legitimate” and a worthless person and wannabe athlete.

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