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Soon to be walking like Quasimodo, New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski will be forced to retire prematurely from the NFL

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After the standout tight end had a fourth surgery May 20 on his forearm, NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport now claims the New England Patriots “(don’t) know” how serious Rob Gronkowski‘s back injury is. Shelved for the entire 2009 campaign at Arizona following a back operation, the 24-year-old Gronkowski is again feeling “chronic” pain due to degenerative discs. Considering placing the 6-foot-6, 265 pound Neanderthal on the reserve/PUP list, Gronk may need to undergo the knife and miss the first six games of the season. “I wish I knew as much (about Gronkowski’s back) as you’d like me to know,” said Patriots … Continue reading

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Birthday babe of the day – Playmate of the Month Kelly Monaco

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Wondrous twat Kelly Monaco turned 37 on Thursday, May 23. The 5-foot-1, 95 pound Monaco, born in Philly and residing in West Hollywood, California, is recognized for winning Dancing with the Stars in Season 1 and for playing Sam McCall on General Hospital. However, the doll is especially cherished for selflessly disrobing to reveal her hairy beaver and 34D suckers as the April 1997 Playmate of the Month. Ranked as the 13th most coveted trim in the world by Maxim in 2005, the brown-haired, brown-eyed Monaco also posed as Carmen Electra’s body double from 1997 to 1998 in the gripping … Continue reading

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If healthy and not reeking of booze, Michael Pineda will make a great Yankee this summer in the Bronx

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Consistently hitting 93 mph on the radar, New York Yankees flamethrower Michael Pineda tossed five innings on Thursday afternoon in an extended spring training start. Shelved since undergoing the knife last May to fix a torn anterior labral in his right shoulder, the 24-year-old Pineda reported no concerns and is expected to soon partake in a minor league rehab assignment. Acquired from Seattle for Jesús Montero and Héctor Noesí in January 2012, the 6-foot-7, 260 pound Dominican threw a fastball averaging 94.7 mph as a Mariners rookie in 2011. Largely thanks to Andy Pettitte, CC Sabathia, Hiroki Kuroda and the … Continue reading

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Joe Calzaghe predicts Carl Froch will get ‘revenge’ against Mikkel Kessler

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Joe Calzaghe predicts IBF super middleweight titlist Carl Froch will get revenge against WBA regular super middleweight champion Mikkel Kessler in their Saturday rematch at the O2 Arena in North Greenwich, London. The 34-year-old Kessler (46-2, 35 KOs) managed to trump the 35-year-old Froch (30-2, 22 KO) by a unanimous decision in their initial April 2010 bout during the Super Six World Boxing Classic. “I think Froch is going to win the fight,” Calzaghe, 41, told Press Association Sport. “He’s been active, Kessler’s been very inactive, he’s only had three fights in three years since their last fight which was … Continue reading

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Legendary badass Chuck Norris says Tim Tebow is the most ‘inspiring athlete to play the game of football’

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Legendary badass Chuck Norris believes in Tim Tebow and contends the embattled quarterback deserves a spot in the NFL. After attempting a measly eight passes and 32 runs in the swamps of Jersey, the 25-year-old Tebow was clipped by the New York Jets on April 29. Acquired from the Denver Broncos for a fourth and sixth-round selection in the 2012 draft, the native Floridian was supposed to challenge the immortal Mark Sanchez for time under center. Instead, Jets coaches firmly refused to give the 6-foot-3, 235 pound Tebow an opportunity and enabled Sanchez’s unwatchable performances. “Tebow is a player who … Continue reading

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Looking impressive in organized team activities on Thursday, Robert Griffin III is certain to start the season against the Philadelphia Eagles on September 9

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Dropping back, planting his leg and moving effortlessly around the gridiron, Washington Redskins standout Robert Griffin III looked impressive tossing passes in organized team activities on Thursday. Named the Associated Press’ Offensive Rookie of the Year, the 23-year-old Griffin is recovering from January’s reconstructive surgery to repair the ACL and LCL ligaments in his right knee. A 6-foot-2, 217 pound athletic phenomenon, Griffin suffered the same injury playing as a Baylor University Bear four years ago. Despite the severity of the wound, this afternoon’s reports further strengthen predictions made by Dr. James Andrews and Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan that … Continue reading

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Birthday babe of the day – Australian Miss Universe candidate Erin McNaught

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Radiant Australian snapper Erin McNaught turned 31 on Wednesday, May 22. Born in Canberra and mainly raised in Seattle, Washington, the 5-foot-9 McNaught represented Australia at the Miss Universe 2006 despite photos of her glorious milk producers surfacing online. Employed in 2010 on MTV Hits Weekly Hot30 Countdown show, the heavily tattooed sugar basin is an admitted lover of vodka. On a personal front, the brown-haired, brown-eyed McNaught has allowed rugby player Braith Anasta and model Nathan Joliffe to go balls deep. Clipping Anasta and Joliffe, the belle fornicated with Example before exchanging vows with the British rapper last weekend. … Continue reading

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Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz plans to use Reggie Bush as a runner, receiver and return specialist

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Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz has wisely been letting the electric Reggie Bush return punts in organized team activities. Signing a four-year contract with Detroit in March worth roughly $20 million, Schwartz also plans to frequently target the 28-year-old Bush as a receiver and use the former Trojan as a full-time, three-down back. Splitting carries with youngster Lamar Miller in Miami, the 6-foot, 203 pound Bush rushed for 986 yards and six touchdowns as a Dolphin in 2012. Compiling 2,730 yards and 15 scores as a receiver since debuting in 2006, the wannabe Heisman Trophy winner will compensate for … Continue reading

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