Birthday babe of the day – Angelina Jolie

Even Billy Bob Thornton conquered Angelina Jolie!

Critically acclaimed thespian, respected humanitarian and iconic beaver Angelina Jolie turned 38 on Tuesday, June 4.

Born in Los Angeles, California, the 5-foot-7, 137 pound Jolie is a comely lady flower of German, Slovakian, French, Dutch and German descent.

Fond of knife play, the brown-haired, hazel-eyed Jolie was ranked by Forbes as the most profitable actress in 2009 and 2011.

Aroused by muffs and joysticks, Jolie is a fervent bisexual who has exchanged cunnilingus with Jenny Shimizu, Elizabeth Mitchell, Lady Gaga and Misty Cooper.

Angelina Jolie is seen prowling for a heat seeking moisture missile.

When seeking meat, the nymphomaniac has banged Denzel Washington, Bill Day, Jonny Lee Miller, Mick Jagger, Timothy Hutton, Billy Bob Thornton, Antonio Banderas, Nicolas Cage, Val Kilmer, Colin Farrell, Oliver Stone and Johnny Depp.

Likely sporting a clown’s pocket, Jolie oversaw Brad Pitt’s divorce from Jennifer Aniston in 2005 and the lovebirds have since had three children together out of wedlock.

To a heavily tattooed trim with large lips and 36C cans, Happy Birthday wishes are belatedly sent to Angelina Jolie!

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