Birthday babe of the week – Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods must be deranged to cheat on a piece of elite trim like Elin Nordegren.

Betrayed Swedish vixen Elin Nordegren turned 32 on Tuesday, January 1.

The 5-foot-10, 135 pound Nordegren, born in the city of Stockholm, served as compensated eye-candy for a few years after the turn of the century.

However, Nordegren ultimately attained fame, and infamy, as the wife of golf icon Tiger Woods.

The blond-haired, blue-eyed sexpot, blessed with ideal 34C pillows of joy, exchanged vows with Woods in Barbados in October 2004.

Sadly for Nordegren, Woods is a certified nymphomaniac who gave hot beef injections to countless strumpets while married to the arousing Swede.

Elin Nordegren is a timeless beauty.

When the cat finally came screeching out of the bag and Woods was pinched as a chronic philanderer in November 2009, Nordegren understandably went batshit crazy and divorced the sullied star roughly nine months later.

Thanks to Woods’ insatiable one-eyed monster, it’s hard to fathom Nordegren, a mother of two children, isn’t a walking sexually transmitted disease.

Regardless, since clipping Woods, the Swedish stunner has reportedly fornicated with businessman Jamie Dingman, San Jose Sharks defenseman Douglas Murray and some 35-year-old South African student she met while matriculating at Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida.

Fortunately, although periodically rolling in the hay, Nordegren remains single wool.

To a truly gorgeous woman who didn’t deserve to be dealt a scumbag like Tiger Woods, Happy Birthday wishes are belatedly sent to Elin Nordegren!

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