Birthday babe of the week – Florida State Cowgirl Jenn Sterger

Sterger is the Cowgirl on the right.

Talentless jezebel Jenn Sterger will turn 29 this Thursday, November 29.

The 5-foot-2, 107 pound Sterger, who was born in Miami and currently resides in Hoboken, New Jersey, gained infamy as a member of the Florida State University (FSU) Cowgirls, a flock of strumpets that aroused onlookers at Seminoles home games.

Upon seeing Sterger, who flaunted 34D funbags until having her implants removed, horny announcer Brent Musburger remarked on live television that “1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.”

Primarily due to hardening Musburger, the unqualified brown-haired, brown-eyed temptress was hired as the “Gameday Host” for the New York Jets and later contributed online for Sports Illustrated.

This look was Jenn Sterger’s meal ticket.

While being compensated by Gang Green for shaking her muff and rack on the sideline, former Jet Brett Favre texted Sterger pictures of his one-eyed monster and left messages expressing a strong desire to bang.

The walking sexually transmitted disease, who has loved the camera for male periodicals Playboy and Maxim, apparently rebuffed the disgraced geriatric’s feeble advances.

Nevertheless, although unconfirmed, it’s been widely speculated that Sterger fornicated with the entire city of Tallahassee and is now rolling in the hay with the bulk of Gotham.

To a woman strictly tolerable for gratification purposes, Happy Birthday wishes are kindly sent in advance to Jenn Sterger!

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