Talentless jezebel Jenn Sterger will turn 29 this Thursday, November 29.
The 5-foot-2, 107 pound Sterger, who was born in Miami and currently resides in Hoboken, New Jersey, gained infamy as a member of the Florida State University (FSU) Cowgirls, a flock of strumpets that aroused onlookers at Seminoles home games.
Upon seeing Sterger, who flaunted 34D funbags until having her implants removed, horny announcer Brent Musburger remarked on live television that “1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.”
While being compensated by Gang Green for shaking her muff and rack on the sideline, former Jet Brett Favre texted Sterger pictures of his one-eyed monster and left messages expressing a strong desire to bang.
Nevertheless, although unconfirmed, it’s been widely speculated that Sterger fornicated with the entire city of Tallahassee and is now rolling in the hay with the bulk of Gotham.
To a woman strictly tolerable for gratification purposes, Happy Birthday wishes are kindly sent in advance to Jenn Sterger!by