Birthday babe of the week – Jessica Biel


Adequate thespian, hideous crooner and divine muff Jessica Biel turned 31 on Sunday, March 3.

The 5-foot-8, 120 pound Biel, born in Minnesota and raised in Boulder, Colorado, is an erotic blend of German, French, English, Irish and Native American ancestry.

Formerly a student at Tufts University, the brown-haired, green-eyed vixen is mainly recognized for playing Mary Camden in 7th Heaven.

Removed from unwatchable programs and films, Biel’s meat curtains have been spread by actors Adam LaVorgna, Chris Evans, Edward Norton, Gerard Butler and New York Yankees icon Derek Jeter.

This is just a picture of a topless Jessica Biel bathing in a sink.

Thankfully, zero reports have surfaced that Jeter infected Biel with herpes while rolling in the hay.

Sadly, after fornicating for years, Biel, featuring 36C pacifiers, exchanged vows with rumored vulva Justin Timberlake last October.

Despite the unholy matrimony with Timberlake, and strictly in celebration of a sexpot, Happy Birthday wishes are pleasantly sent to Jessica Biel!

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