Birthday babe of the week – Kate Moss

Kate Moss will never be confused with the girl next door.

Grotesquely skeletal trim Kate Moss will turn 39 on Wednesday, January 16.

The 5-foot-7, 102 pound Moss, born in Addiscombe, Croydon, is essentially a scumbag with boatloads of loot.

Moss, who was pinched snorting blow by the Daily Mirror in 2005 and bashed for spearheading the revolting Heroin chic model movement in the 1990s, has made love to the camera for famed brands and periodicals like Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, Calvin Klein, Chanel, Vogue and Vanity Fair.

The blond-haired, hazel-eyed Moss, and her virtually nonexistent 32A rack, is loathed by PETA because of her adoration of fur.

This is a very wholesome and becoming look for Kate Moss.

Moss, a boorish Brit, was inseminated by Dazed & Confused editor Jefferson Hack and the lovebirds had a daughter together out of wedlock in 2002.

After Moss clipped Hack, the notorious Tits on a Stick took hot beef injections from actor Johnny Depp and dope friend crooner Pete Doherty.

Tiring of Depp and Doherty, Moss exchanged vows with The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince in July 2011.

Considering Moss’ unholy lifestyle and dearth of morals, the duo will undoubtedly sever sooner than later.

To a woman that has remarkably managed to almost make it to 40, Happy Birthday wishes are delivered in advance to Kate Moss!

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