Birthday babe of the week – Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel

Despite lacking morals, Rachel Uchitel is undoubtedly fine muff.

Infamous extortionist, jezebel and arousing trim Rachel Uchitel will turn 38 on Tuesday, January 29.

The 5-foot-6, 110 pound Uchitel, who graduated from the University of New Hampshire and used the degree to become a paid nightclub floozy, initially received attention by holding a photo of her fiancé who was murdered in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Following the unspeakable tragedy, Uchitel began fornicating with Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz and the lovebirds exchanged vows in 2004.

Heartbreakingly, the temptress and Ehrenkranz split after four entire months of holy matrimony.

On the rebound, the brown-haired, brown-eyed beauty, who underwent the knife to bolster her otherwise pedestrian funbags, began taking hot beef injections from married male whore Tiger Woods.

When the affair became public news in November 2009, Uchitel bullied the legendary golfer into a financial settlement out of court.

For what ultimately amounted to millions of dollars, Tiger often had Uchitel in the position above.

After the Woods fiasco, Uchitel, a walking sexually transmitted disease, began banging Jaime Bergman’s husband, actor David Boreanaz.

Putting Boreanaz’s one-eyed monster in the past, the blazing, yet filthy, wool began tempting insurance underwriter Matt Hahn.

Hahn and Uchitel ultimately exchanged vows in October 2011 and the couple had a daughter together last May.

To one of the most reprehensible strumpets of the 21st Century, Happy Birthday wishes are kindly delivered in advance to Rachel Uchitel!

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