The 5-foot-6, 110 pound Uchitel, who graduated from the University of New Hampshire and used the degree to become a paid nightclub floozy, initially received attention by holding a photo of her fiancé who was murdered in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Following the unspeakable tragedy, Uchitel began fornicating with Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz and the lovebirds exchanged vows in 2004.
Heartbreakingly, the temptress and Ehrenkranz split after four entire months of holy matrimony.
When the affair became public news in November 2009, Uchitel bullied the legendary golfer into a financial settlement out of court.
Hahn and Uchitel ultimately exchanged vows in October 2011 and the couple had a daughter together last May.
To one of the most reprehensible strumpets of the 21st Century, Happy Birthday wishes are kindly delivered in advance to Rachel Uchitel!by