Bitchy New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes is set to begin training camp on the active/PUP list

Alongside this terrible floozy, Santonio Holmes represents all that is wrong with the NFL.

Loathsome New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes is expected to begin training camp on the active/PUP list.

Catching 358 balls for 5,507 yards and 35 touchdowns in 92 games as a professional, the 29-year-old Holmes has been shelved since sustaining a Grade 4 Lisfranc foot injury last September against the San Francisco 49ers.

Unable to participate in any offseason workouts, the 5-foot-11, 192 pound Holmes won’t commit to playing versus the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the swamps of Jersey during Week 1.

Set to become an unrestricted free agent in 2014, the former Florida drug peddler can’t be trusted on the gridiron or in the streets.

A cocky, belligerent and selfish bat cave, Holmes possesses zero leadership qualities and serves as nothing but a distraction to Gang Green.

Although a dramatically overrated playmaker, Holmes will be targeted when healthy out of desperation.

With the solid Jeremy Kerley and unproven Stephen Hill as the only other options, head coach Rex Ryan and offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg have no alternatives to Holmes.

Despite having an overall record of 38-32, the 50-year-old Ryan is a patsy who will likely get clipped in January.

To better Rex Ryan’s chances of remaining employed off Exit 16W, Santonio Holmes needs to finally be a man and compete with testicular fortitude.

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