Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Terrell Owens is a pathetic bastard.

Desperate to again receive an NFL paycheck, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens trained with legendary Patriots quarterback Tom Brady at USC on Wednesday.

Although New England needs help at wideout, don’t expect the 39-year-old Owens to get a job in Foxborough.

Owens, who was comically axed and stripped of his ownership stake in the iconic Allen Wranglers of the second-rate Indoor Football League last spring for a “lack of effort both on and off the field,” hasn’t competed in an NFL regular season contest since suffering a torn ACL in April 2011.

The 6-foot-3, 225 pound Owens, a five-time All-Pro selection and member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team, has caught an astounding 1,078 passes for 153 touchdowns in 219 games as a professional.

Unfortunately for the admirer of hydrocodone, who was nearly sent to jail in July for being in excess of $20,000 behind child support payments for his seven-year-old daughter, Owens is a worthless statistics compiler with zero concept of how to work with others.

Hence, Owens has managed to alienate six franchises since being taken by the San Francisco 49ers out of the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga with the 89th pick in the 1996 NFL Draft.

Still capable of running the 40-yard dash in 4.45 seconds, Owens is a cancerous clown’s pocket who can destroy a harmonious squad.

For the betterment of organizations around the league and the sport of football, Terrell Owens will remain unemployed and removed from the gridiron.

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