Now dabbling in professional bowling, the 6-foot-3, 225 pound Owens hasn’t competed in an NFL regular season contest since suffering a torn ACL in April 2011.
“I want to play again. I want to go out on top with a team. I think I can still play, but if I don’t sign with a team, it would be time to retire. I have to be honest with myself.”
Comically axed by the legendary Allen Wranglers last spring for a “lack of effort both on and off the field,” Owens has caught an astounding 1,078 passes for 153 touchdowns in 219 games.
A five-time All-Pro selection and member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team, Owens is a worthless statistics compiler lacking any concept of how to partner with others.
“Just me being realistic,” Terrell Owens should enjoy some hydrocodone and go rolling at the lanes.by