Jayson Werth injury again validates that Philly sports fans are inhumane savages

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Philly sports fans continue to prove they are subhuman.

Washington right fielder Jayson Werth underwent surgery on his broken left wrist yesterday at the Mayo Clinic after being injured attempting to make a diving catch during Sunday night’s 9-3 loss against the Philadelphia Phillies at Nationals Park in southeast D.C.

Werth, who prior to signing with the Nationals (18-10) in 2011, was an All-Star in 2009 with the Phillies (14-16) and helped the organization win its first World Series championship in 28-years in 2008, is expected to be sidelined for approximately four-months.

In an email to the Post earlier today, the native of Illinois bashed the barbarous Philadelphians who traveled south to “the District” and cheered when he suffered a severe wound.

“After walking off the field feeling nauseous knowing my wrist was broke and hearing Philly fans yelling ‘You deserve it,’ and, ‘That’s what you get,’ I am motivated to get back quickly and see to it personally those people never walk down Broad Street in celebration again,” wrote Werth, 32.

Sadly, the disgusting treatment that Werth endured from these applauding cheesesteak-eating cretins is standard behavior for residents of “The City of Brotherly Love.”

To name only a few reprehensible lowlights perpetrated by Philly fans, these primitive brutes gunned snowballs at Santa Clause, one shot a flare gun across a live playing field, another intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and many threw D-Cell batteries at former St. Louis Cardinals outfielder J.D. Drew after he understandably rebuffed the Phils offer to play for them.

In 1997, actions of Philadelphia Eagles fans during a 34-0 blowout loss to the Dallas Cowboys were so savage and inhumane that the city assigned a Municipal Court Judge, Seamus McCaffrey, to Veterans Stadium to preside over the legions of degenerates ejected from the stands.

Supporters of Philadelphia sports teams are primarily pathetic excuses for life who need to be exiled from the world of athletics for the greater benefit of society.

There are three, albeit extremely unlikely, viable solutions for dealing with immoral miscreants from the “Keystone State.”

One potential resolution would be to administer extensive background checks on every individual attempting to enter a sporting event in the city of Philadelphia.

Granted, because most Philly natives have extensive criminal records, no contest would reach capacity.

Nevertheless, attending games in “The Quaker City” would be a vastly more enjoyable experience for the good souls that have consistently been forced to witness such debauchery in the stands for decades.

Another idea would be to mandate that all ticket holders pass a breathalyzer test before being permitted to enter any venue.

Again, considering the bulk of Philadelphians live to excessively booze, no contest would ever sell-out.

However, watching ballgames in “The Quaker City” would be a far more pleasurable and fan-friendly affair.

Lastly, the four major sports commissioners could convene and immediately disband Philadelphia’s professional sports teams.

Frankly, the last option is the most appealing.

“Filth-adelphia” is also known as “The Birthplace of America.”

For the betterment of civilization, all athletic franchises based in Philadelphia should be banished from the American sports landscape without exception.

In the meantime, while options are considered, at least Jayson Werth has pledged to “see to it personally those people never walk down Broad Street in celebration again.”

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9 Responses to Jayson Werth injury again validates that Philly sports fans are inhumane savages

  1. Bob Buttaro says:

    My my Colin, I think you need to go to anger management. I have been a Philly fan for years and I do not condone that kind of behavior. You are dissing an entire city and fan base over a minority of bad fans. Shame on you. Grow up………..

  2. EjL says:

    This author is no better. He is grouping an entire state in to a group, based on the actions of a few. Every city has sports fans that react inappropriately, GET OVER IT. I am thoroughly affended and will now categorize everyone from the same state as Colin (author) as unfunny, unprofessional, pathetic hacks. Get a story that hasn’t been played out by every sports writer, so unoriginal. This is your life’s calling? To insult an entire state based on stories that have been over-played through the media. I feel sorry for you. Philly may have some pathetic fans mixed in with the whole, but you are a pathetic fan with a keyboard. This story is not worthy of any print or air time and you are obviously not an intelligent individual. The irony in acting the same way, as those you criticize is amusing. I would like to hold you accountable for your actions and see you banned from this site.

    Ps- now he really is werthless….

  3. Chris A. says:

    There are at least a few million Philadelphia fans, honest hardworking folks who cheer for the four major sports with passion, spanning the nation. Why is it news that a few thousand of them have bad manners? That statistically sounds about right, a 5% cross section of the entire population are a-holes…….where is the story? I go to the Eagles games all the time, take my kids, business associates and 95% of the crowd is just fine. The organizations, facilities and fans are top shelf. I go to Washington, NY and many other stadiums and they same thing goes on there……same 5% exist and they are just as embarrasing? This is boring and stale, it’s just a myth created by the media. Those who spend time in the City will see the entire population, to include the sports fans, are passionate about everything. The food scene is superb, the arts offering is top notch, living in Philly has never been better. Every City has it’s problem folks too, it’s sad. Bums, prostitutes, ruffians and rude fans. This story is just a lame writer rehashing a tired old story! Give it a rest guys.

  4. charles corrar says:

    the majority of philly fans are not animals just hardcore fans you can make a list of bad stuff from any sports city that being said if you come to philly decked out in another teams gear and act like an ass you will get beat down if you act right you may get ribbed but not beat up

  5. Brian G says:

    Here’s the pathetic about this “article”: this game was played in DC. Werth, the same guy who shouted at a little kid in the stands for trying to catch a foul ball, is again going after the same fan base? He had enough wherewithall to walk off the field and dissect the fans in his home park? Jason Werth is a mope.

    That said, Colin, get a real job. Obviously writing isn’t your bag. It requires effort.

  6. David Weise says:

    You are such a moron. One month of being in first place and you get all swelled up. hilarious. go Phils! Get well soon Jayson. You were one of my favorite Phillies and most of us do appreciate your contribution to that team.

  7. Tom Mc says:

    Okay Colin, I’ll go along with your proposal to disburse the Philly teams, as long as every other city does the same. So Oakland, you’re done. LA, you’re done, the whole state of Kentucky – outta here.

    Oh wait, these are multi-BILLION dollar businesses. So let’s take another approach. Bankers on Wall Street, you’re done, politicians in DC, you’re done.

    You see how this can snowball?

    And I have to agree with all the other comments , a few bad apples and you want to shut down the entire city sports environment?

    Please find something else to do besides writing, ‘cuz you suck at it.

  8. Lauren says:

    Wow, way to generalize and stereotype based on a small sample! Aren’t writers supposed to be unbiased? Thanks to all of you who posted before me for saying exactly what I was thinking and saving me from wasting any more time on this moron.

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