Like a lying weasel, Rex Ryan claims Tim Tebow will ‘compete’ to become the Jets starting quarterback!/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/display_600/image.JPG

There is no question that Tim Tebow WILL be the New York Jets starting quarterback in 2013.

Like a lying weasel, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan claims Tim Tebow will battle the immortal Mark Sanchez this offseason to become the team’s starting quarterback.

The 25-year-old Tebow, who has thrown 17 touchdowns, against nine interceptions, for 2,422 yards in 14 starts, was acquired by Gang Green from the Denver Broncos for a fourth and sixth-round selection in last April’s draft.

Inexplicably enabling Sanchez’s debacles, Jets coaches firmly refused to give the 6-foot-3, 235 pound Tebow an opportunity to perform as a field general.

“He’s on the roster, and he’ll get a chance to compete,” said Ryan, 50, a poor bastard who, regardless of having an overall record of 38-32, will be fired next January. “We’ll see how the offseason plays out, but right now Tim is on our roster.”

Tebow, who led Denver to a 7-4 record under center and propelled the squad to a stunning 29-23 victory in overtime against the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2012 playoffs, connected on six of eight tosses for 39 yards last autumn in the swamps of Jersey.

Despite throwing like a glorified version of Corky Thatcher, Tebow, who completed a putrid 46.5 percent of his 271 pass attempts in 2011, is a proven winner on both the collegiate and professional levels.

With many insiders believing the erratic southpaw will struggle to find another job once clipped by the Jets, Ryan is playing poker in an effort to trade Tebow for some sort of value.

Dismissing Rex Ryan’s flimsy words, Tim Tebow will operate a Gotham brothel before “(getting) a chance to compete” in East Rutherford.

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