Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks should avoid Andrew Bynum like a case of herpes

A degenerate like Andrew Bynum could get shot in Dallas.

Although the Atlanta Hawks have “given center Andrew Bynum some thought,” the Dallas Mavericks are reportedly actively pursuing the surly free agent.

A worthless freeloader who landed in Philly as part of a four-team, 12-player deal in August, the 25-year-old Bynum didn’t step onto the hardwood once this season due to a potentially degenerative knee condition.

Essentially fired as a 76er (34-48) by Sam Hinkie, Dallas owner Mark Cuban and general manager Donnie Nelson should avoid the miserable giant like herpes.

Finishing 41-41 in the Southwest division, the 7-foot, 285 pound Bynum is the last man the Mavericks should consider building around.

A member of the All-NBA Second Team, Bynum averaged 18.7 points and 11.8 rebounds over 60 games in 2012.

Bynum is a legitimate, and superior, force in the paint when happy and mobile.

Unfortunately, even in a shrunken league where the invaluable center position is nearing extinction, Bynum is a bitchy gimp whose joints make him less stable than Amanda Bynes.

With DA Seth Williams playfully threatening fraud charges against the former 76ers’ red-headed bastard, Bynum is loathed in “The City of Brotherly Love.”

Should Andrew Bynum gain employment with the Mavericks, the malcontent will quickly manage to become detested in the “Big D.”

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