Failing to compete in a Friday rehab game with Class A Tampa, New York Yankees bat cave Alex Rodriguez is reportedly near accepting a plea deal that will result in a 150-game suspension from MLB.
An absolutely disgraceful soul, the 37-year-old Rodriguez was pinched frequenting an anti-aging clinic in Miami called Biogenesis.
Already fingered as a cheat in 2009, Rodriguez was set to return on July 22 after undergoing the knife in January to repair a bummed left hip.
A visitor to the disabled list six times over the past six seasons, Rodriguez has five years and $114 million remaining on his contract from Lucifer.
Lacking the morals and testicular fortitude to attempt thriving on the diamond naturally, Rodriguez is a joystick representing all that is wrong with America’s Pastime.
With a mountain of evidence against him, Rodriguez is surprisingly not expected to appeal the lengthy ban.
Possibly forever finished on One East 161st Street, Alex Rodriguez may finally be Gotham’s villain of yesteryear.by