New Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie calls Andrew Bynum trade ‘a failure’

With a haircut like that, Andrew Bynum would have been the first man killed in the American Revolution.

In the biggest understatement since the American Revolution, new Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie labeled the Andrew Bynum trade “a failure.”

The 25-year-old Bynum, a hideous twat who landed in Philly (34-48) as part of a four-team, 12-player deal in August, didn’t step onto the hardwood once this season due to a potentially degenerative knee condition.

A member of the All-NBA Second Team, the 7-foot, 285 pound Bynum averaged 18.7 points and 11.8 rebounds over 60 games in 2012.

It is evident that Bynum is a legitimate, and superior, force in the paint when happy and mobile.

Unfortunately for Hinkie and Sixers fans, even in a shrunken league where the invaluable center position is nearing extinction, Bynum is a bitchy gimp whose joints make him less stable than Amanda Bynes.

With DA Seth Williams playfully threatening fraud charges against the 76ers’ red-headed bastard, Bynum is loathed in “The City of Brotherly Love.”

Acknowledging the terrible acquisition, Sam Hinkie needs to quickly fire Andrew Bynum and start afresh with the Philadelphia 76ers.

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