Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie wants nothing to do with Andrew Bynum

If able to fight, Andrew Bynum would have been the first man killed in the American Revolution.

Wisely stonewalling the bat cave, new Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie has not discussed a contract with impending free agent Andrew Bynum.

A worthless freeloader who landed in Philly (34-48) as part of a four-team, 12-player deal in August, the 25-year-old Bynum didn’t step onto the hardwood once this season due to a potentially degenerative knee condition.

Despite claims by Bynum’s agent that his client will be ready come training camp, its evident Hinkie wants nothing to do with the surly giant.

A member of the All-NBA Second Team, the 7-foot, 285 pound Bynum averaged 18.7 points and 11.8 rebounds over 60 games in 2012.

Bynum is a legitimate, and superior, force in the paint when happy and mobile.

Unfortunately for Hinkie and Sixers fans, even in a shrunken league where the invaluable center position is nearing extinction, Bynum is a bitchy gimp whose joints make him less stable than Amanda Bynes.

With DA Seth Williams playfully threatening fraud charges against the 76ers’ red-headed bastard, Bynum is loathed in “The City of Brotherly Love.”

Trying to repress the terrible acquisition last summer, Sam Hinkie will quickly axe Andrew Bynum and start afresh with the Philadelphia 76ers.

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