Ranking August’s five sexiest birthday babes
1) Swiss sexpot Xenia Tchoumitcheva – Tchoumitcheva is arguably humanity’s premier muff.
Tchoumitcheva looks very cozy on her backside.
2) Scorching thespian Mila Kunis – It’s still unsettling that Kelso deflowered Kunis.
Kunis looks divine wearing pink undies.
3) Arousing actress Rachel Bilson – It has been medically proven that Bilson can cure erectile dysfunction.
www.sportsbycolin.com salutes Bilson.
4) Playboy model Lisa Dergan – Dergan could excite a monk.
The bulk of mankind couldn’t last more than 18 seconds in the sack with Dergan.
5) Lost actress Evangeline Lilly – Lilly is an erotic lady flower.