Reggie Jackson shouldn’t apologize to the New York Yankees or ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez

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“Mr. October” doesn’t have to answer to “Bitch Tits.”

Controversial Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson has reportedly spent the past two days apologizing to Alex Rodriguez and the New York Yankees hierarchy for rightfully questioning the achievements of the admitted juicehead.

“He is trying to rectify everything,” Yankees manager Joe Girardi told ESPN New York earlier today.

Jackson, a 14-time All-Star who legally, and ethically, compiled 563 home runs, 2,584 hits and 1,702 RBI over 21 seasons, told Sports Illustrated in the periodicals current edition that Rodriguez’s fondness for synthetic testosterone will “cloud” his chances of making it to Cooperstown, New York.

“Al’s a very good friend,” said Jackson, 66, who is presently employed in the Bronx as a special adviser to the senior managing partners. “But I think there are real questions about his numbers. As much as I like him, what he admitted about his usage does cloud some of his records.”

The two-time World Series Most Valuable Player (MVP), who was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in 1993, then expressed his belief that no ballplayer linked to steroids deserves to visit the charming towns of Otsego and Middlefield.

“If any of those guys get in, no Hall of Famer will attend,” said Jackson, who earned the nickname “Mr. October.”

The 36-year-old Rodriguez, who acquired the bynames “A-Fraud” and “Bitch Tits,” comically claimed he only used anabolic steroids for three years as a member of the Texas Rangers because he felt “an enormous amount of pressure” to perform on the diamond.

Former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson’s banging companion, a three-time AL MVP and known adulterer, has amassed 642 homers, 2,855 hits and 1,930 RBI since making his professional debut with the Seattle Mariners in July, 1994.

Nevertheless, like Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez and the rest of the clown pockets from the Steroid Era, “Bitch Tits” Alex Rodriguez does not deserve a future ticket to the Village of Cooperstown.

Reggie Jackson spoke the truth and he shouldn’t feel obligated to “rectify” anything whatsoever.

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