Still begging NFL organizations for work, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens debuts as a semi-professional bowler

Terrell Owens will likely get tossed from the United States Bowling Congress Open Championship within two months.

Begging NFL organizations for employment, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens debuted as a semi-professional roller this week at the United States Bowling Congress Open Championship.

The 6-foot-3, 225 pound Owens, who hasn’t competed in an NFL regular season contest since suffering a torn ACL in April 2011, scored games of 185, 129 and 161 for a 475 series.

“I have a lot of stuff going on right now, but there happened to be a break in my schedule,” Owens, 39, told “I wanted to experience this tournament, and the experience was good. I’m really into bowling, and I like it a lot.”

Comically fired by the iconic Allen Wranglers last spring for a “lack of effort both on and off the field,” the hydrocodone lover has been working with several coaches and PBA bowlers.

Despite impressing on the lanes, T.O. is staying conditioned “just for any opportunity that may come about” on the gridiron.

A five-time All-Pro selection and member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team, Owens has caught an astounding 1,078 passes for 153 touchdowns in 219 games since being taken out of the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga with the 89th pick in the 1996 draft.

As a cancerous clown’s pocket capable of destroying a harmonious squad, the deadbeat has managed to alienate six franchises in 15 seasons.

Still able to run the 40-yard dash in 4.45 seconds, it’s good that Owens is “really into bowling.”

A worthless statistics compiler with zero concept of how to partner with others, Terrell Owens will likely never “experience” NFL action again.

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