Although unconfirmed, jackass Englishman David “The Hayemaker” Haye claims that WBC heavyweight titlist “Dr. Iron Fist” Vitali Klitschko has agreed to fight at a time and venue to be determined in 2013.
Haye (26-2, 24 KOs), an arrogant and unhinged degenerate who was reinstated to scrap by the WBC in August, returned from “retirement” in July and earned an exciting fifth round TKO triumph over Dereck “Del Boy” Chisora at the Boleyn Ground in West Ham, London.
Conversely, Klitschko (45-2, 41 KOs), the owner of the second-highest heavyweight knockout percentage in history (87.76%), embarrassed “Diamond Boy” Manuel Charr before waltzing to a fourth round TKO victory on September 8 in front of 30,000 spectators at Olympisky Sport Hall in Moscow, Russia.
“Dr. Iron Fist,” a former mayoral candidate, who is 15-2 in world title fights, is pursuing a political career in his native Ukraine.
Klitschko, who was sprayed with tear gas and suffered a gash on his right hand while protesting a Russian language bill on July 3 in Kiev, will learn his fate on October 28 when votes for the Ukrainian parliamentary election are counted.
Nevertheless, Haye, a past cruiserweight champ who prior to battling Chisora (15-4, 9 KOs) hadn’t fought since a pathetically pink showing against Vitali’s younger brother, Wladimir, in July 2011, swears he is set to throw fists with “Dr. Iron Fist.”
“The fight has already been agreed,” said Haye, 32, one of the most undeserving titlists in the annals of prizefighting. “It’s not a slave contract. It is not as good as it was against Vitali’s brother Wladimir but I don’t expect that because I’m the challenger now. It is fair and it gives me a chance to get the [WBC] belt back.”
Roger “Pit” Perron is a venerable boxing trainer from Brockton (Mass.) who now works with Mike and Rich Cappiello at their gym, Cappiello Brothers Boxing and Training.
Perron is confident that Klitschko, who has remarkably never once been floored as a professional, will manhandle the mouthy bloke.
“Haye’s in over his head against Klitschko,” said Perron, 76, who worked with International Boxing Hall of Famer Marvelous Marvin Hagler. “He can’t mess with that monster. Nobody can mess with either Klitschko.”
“Dr. Iron Fist,” the capturer of a silver medal as a super heavyweight at the 1995 World Amateur Championships in Berlin, has not been defeated since Lennox Lewis escaped with an extremely controversial sixth round TKO victory in June 2003.
Facing the great Vitali Klitschko, the mediocre David Haye has zero “chance to get the [WBC] belt back.”by