The San Francisco 49ers have wisely decided to let Randy Moss go

Randy Moss is a talented loser.

San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss tweeted that the organization has wisely decided against retaining his services for the 2013 season.

Despite being targeted five times, the 6-foot-4, 210 pound Moss managed only two catches for 41 yards in San Francisco’s 34-31 upset loss to the Baltimore Ravens last month in Super Bowl XLVII.

“Wished we could’ve finished the job!! Thanks for the opportunity an(d) good luck in the future 9ers,” tweeted Moss, 36, who the Minnesota Vikings chose out of Marshall University with the 21st selection in the 1998 NFL Draft.

To compound Moss’ feeble statistics against Baltimore, “The Freak” appeared apathetic throughout the game and allowed Colin Kaepernick‘s overthrow to get intercepted by Ravens free safety Ed Reed.

Moss, who has amassed 982 receptions for 15,292 yards and 156 touchdowns since the Monica Lewinsky scandal rocked the Oval Office, is an underachieving jackass incapable of ever “finish(ing) the job.”

The five-time All-Pro and seven-time Pro Bowler has been connected with quitting, blazing cannabis, partaking in domestic violence and possessing a diligence comparable to Jeffrey Lebowski’s.

Justifiably, it will be quite a feat for Moss, a member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team who established the single season touchdown record with 23 in 2007, to ever get another “opportunity.”

Recently claiming to be the greatest wide receiver in history
, Randy Moss will need to beg “in the future” to again steal “straight cash, homey” from an NFL owner.

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