Despite being targeted five times, the 6-foot-4, 210 pound Moss managed only two catches for 41 yards in San Francisco’s 34-31 upset loss to the Baltimore Ravens last month in Super Bowl XLVII.
“Wished we could’ve finished the job!! Thanks for the opportunity an(d) good luck in the future 9ers,” tweeted Moss, 36, who the Minnesota Vikings chose out of Marshall University with the 21st selection in the 1998 NFL Draft.
Moss, who has amassed 982 receptions for 15,292 yards and 156 touchdowns since the Monica Lewinsky scandal rocked the Oval Office, is an underachieving jackass incapable of ever “finish(ing) the job.”
Justifiably, it will be quite a feat for Moss, a member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team who established the single season touchdown record with 23 in 2007, to ever get another “opportunity.”
Recently claiming to be the greatest wide receiver in history, Randy Moss will need to beg “in the future” to again steal “straight cash, homey” from an NFL owner.