The three most notorious turkeys in the annals of prizefighting

Mitch Green is an absolute loon.

Happy Thanksgiving wishes to everyone!

In tribute to the holiday, below are the three most notorious boxers in the annals of prizefighting.

1) Mitch “Blood” Green

Green (19-6-1, 12 KOs) won the New York Golden Gloves four times as an amateur and the World Boxing Council once ranked him as high as seventh.

Classically, “Blood” donned a hairdo like Randy Watson in Coming to America and is crazier than a shithouse rat.

In August 1985, Green lost for the first time as a professional to future WBC champion Trevor Berbick.

The following spring, Green was again defeated when he lost a ten round decision to Mike Tyson.

A couple of years later, Green went on a bizarre campaign to secure a rematch with Tyson.

The lunatic from Augusta, Georgia heard through the vines that Tyson was at a clothing store in Harlem one summer evening.

“Blood” stalked Tyson and eventually encountered the powerful prizefighter.

According to reports, Green swung at Tyson and Tyson countered with a straight right to “Blood’s” beak.

Green, who required five stitches after the fracas, brought a criminal lawsuit against Tyson and was eventually awarded $45,000 in damages.

After the case was settled in court, Green rambled that “Michelle Cicely Tyson is a homo” while he smooched his gangly biceps.

2) Ricardo “El Matador” Mayorga

Mayorga (29-8-1, 23 KOs) is a former WBA/WBC welterweight champion.

Mayorga, who was known to arrive at post-fight press conferences smoking a cigarette and drinking a brew, fought with a reckless abandon and fearlessness that made him a somewhat popular boxer.

“I come from a country where everything is war,” Mayorga, 39, once said. “Even the women are tough. In Nicaragua, women give birth wherever-in the middle of the street, in the countryside-with no medical attention. You see that and it puts a totally different perspective on things.”

“El Matador” once lured Oscar de la Hoya out of quasi-retirement by stating that Mexicans approved more of him than they did “The Golden Boy.”

Furthermore, Mayorga had the audacity to call de la Hoya’s wife every derogatory name that one can fathom for a female.

Predictably, de la Hoya returned to the ring and he disposed of the overmatched Mayorga quickly by TKO in the sixth round.

In a December 2003 issue of Ring Magazine, Mayorga was featured on the cover titled, ”The craziest man in the sport: Mayorga lights up boxing.”

Fans can drink and smoke to that.

3) Andrew Golota

Golota (41-8-1, 33 KOs) had a spectacular amateur career and he captured the bronze medal for Poland at the 1988 Seoul Olympics.

As a professional, Golota, 43, showed tremendous promise in the ring and he won the IBF North American Heavyweight championship.

In July 1996, Golota fought former champion Riddick “Big Daddy” Bowe at Madison Square Garden.

Despite dominating Bowe and nearing a resounding victory, Golota decided to make Bowe’s testicles his primary target.

After being warned repeatedly by the referee to raise his punches, Golota was finally disqualified.

Upon the conclusion of the fight, a massive riot erupted in the crowd that primarily pitted Polacks against African-Americans.

Ring Magazine simply named the incident the “Riot at the Garden.”

Golota had the necessary tools to become a legitimate heavyweight champion.

Instead, he is sadly famed for creating violent debauchery in Gotham.

Honorable Mention- Oliver “The Atomic Bull” McCall

McCall (56-11, 37 KOs), a crackhead who has been arrested on a number of occasions for drug possession and other violations, won the WBC Heavyweight title in 1994 when he knocked out Lennox Lewis in the second round in Lewis’ hometown of London, England.

In their rematch, McCall refused to fight at the opening of the fourth round.

McCall maintained his inexplicable experiment with pacifism and referee Mills Lane was eventually forced to halt the fight and award Lewis with a victory.

“In the third round, he got in close, and then seemed frustrated, and then he just backed off and put his arms down,” said Lane in an interview after the pugilistic debacle.

“I thought he was playing possum but then I saw his lips started to quiver and I thought, ‘My God, is he losing it? I wanted to fix the fight for him, but he started crying, so I had to stop the fight.’”

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