A member of the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team, the 36-year-old Moss wasn’t retained by the San Francisco 49ers after screwing the organization in their 34-31 upset loss to the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII.
Despite being targeted five times, the 6-foot-4, 210 pound Moss managed only two catches for 41 yards in San Francisco’s defeat.
Although amassing 982 receptions for 15,292 yards and 156 touchdowns since the Monica Lewinsky scandal rocked the Oval Office, Moss is an underachieving jackass incapable of bettering a franchise.
The five-time All-Pro and seven-time Pro Bowler has been connected with quitting, blazing cannabis and domestic violence.
Most concerning, Moss possesses a diligence comparable to Jeffrey Lebowski’s.
Often claiming to be the greatest wide receiver ever, it now seems unlikely that Randy Moss will again steal “straight cash, homey” from an NFL owner.by